matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

diamondtwink:

a homosexual in his natural habitat

• Me when I eat an apple: I'm so fucking healthy.

romulusthread:

useful tip never say anything

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

growlithed:

this blog is

no gangnam style allowed

impairinq:

q’d